Okay, well, so last season I spend a bit too much time on my segments ragging against de evil Anglo leadership of de Outaouais Lava, which, IMHO, has resulted in de last 9 horrendous seasons of hockey for everyone's favourite team - unless you are from de south, in which case you bleed Glacier Blue ( ick ).
Well, you know, it has been pointed out to me dat maybe, just possib, I was perhaps a wee bit responsible for de mid-season heart attacks dat de now, former GM (yay for me) had. And some peoples seems to think dat perhaps I should tone it down lest I get sued. Or he dies and it's somehow my fault.
Fine.
I Franko,
Do solemny swear (although not as much as I used to - hehe) dat I will stop blaming former GM Tom Sparks for what is wrong wit' dis team (particularly now dat his daughter / my niece is running things).
So help me, Lava.
Dere! Are you 'appy, men in shirts and ties? Huh? You 'ave your pound of flesh (I can still say pound because de new bozos owning dis team are Americans and dey wouldn't know a kilo from a cubit).
So now, maybe, we can get on wit' winning games and perhaps da long, painful drought is over, and we shall, once again, see de Buchan Cup back on de Lava mantle.
Dat would be sweet, non?
