A beginners guide to the characters of BEAR IN SPACE

THE LEADER:	BEAR, aka "BEAR" Hobbies include eating, pirating, eating, invading, eating, pillaging, eating, murder and food.
THE CREW:	MARTY MOLE, aka "Wearer of Hats" Pilot and computer operator, seen mostly in sweaters and stupid helmets with stupid designs on them.   Often seen fetching Bear something to eat.
	JOE RAT, aka "Gut Ripper" Weapons officer and navigator.   Lover of all things stereo.   Had eye poked out by peelers while peering through the key hole of a changing room at the Semi-Dressed-O-Rama on Regula 42D.
	FERRIS WEASEL, aka "Mr Yappy" The quiet one, no one really knows what he does and fewer want to ask. We're still trying to figure out what happened to Willie Weasel...
	Tubby El-Ephunt, aka "Walrus Bottom" Yet another weapons officer... well hey, lets face it, this guy is the size of a tank!   Aside from being prone to sitting on people and being the group camoflouge expert (go figure?).  Tubby is an ex-marine with some sort of alien Marine Corps whose motto reads:   "Semper the truth is like a box chocolates".   He reads a lot of books (most poetry, but really, don't make fun of this unless you're looking to be dead), while mastering the Tao of Fung Sway (we think it's the philosophy of putting things where they are, and just accepting that for what it is).
	John "Jack Rabbit" Jones, aka "Scruffy" Medical Officer, Botanist and Ship's Janitor.   Usually stays in the landing Skiff, or back on the ship, or back at the base.   They would have left him back on the home planet if they'd thought about it.
	Pat Rock, aka "Boulder Butt" Sentient Rock Formation, very imitative, does not work and play well with others.