Can you see yourself in this picture? Brave new missions heading deep into uncharted space are desperate for trained crews with the right aptitude! DON'T DELAY - SIGN UP TODAY! You could see yourself streaming across the interstellar vacuum at unheardof speeds, and without fines, because you're on a galactically important mission, serving the finest of Space Commanders! WARNING - - Not all missions are volunteer, Commander of choice not guaranteed, quality of life and survival rates may vary, before signing up for any space service see your Medico Practitioner as some regions of space may cause serious illness or even death.   OFFER NOT AVAILABLE FOR RESIDENTS OF QUEBEC.   Due to the high mortality rate of Space Marines, and its correlative drop in morale among survivors, you will not be assigned to the same unit as your buddy.